So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
omfg
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin
do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan
does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos
Reblog if you’re alive when the dates, 1/2/3, 2/3/4, 3/4/5, 4/5/6, 5/6/7, 6/7/8, 7/8/9, 8/9/10/, 9/10/11 happened.
Whoa.
shakespeareintellectualbadass:
examples that prove being a fangirl works
- Ginny Weasley
- Kate Middleton
- Peeta Mellark
- Evanna Lynch
- Amy Pond
you forgot David Tennant
David Tennant is probably the best example of how being a crazed fan can make your dreams come true. He grew up watching Doctor Who, was cast as the tenth Doctor after be broke into the set wearing his homemade Nine costume, married the daughter of a Doctor, and is forever known as the Tenth Doctor.
REACH FOR YOUR DREAMS
Sunny’s Note: The sentiment behind this is such a lovely thought. It is always important to know that structure is as important to a poem as content is and this is just right. I love the ending bits. A lovely read.
i’ll string flowers together
and wear them in my hair
and take off
all of my clothes
for no goddamn reason at all
except
to feel good andwe all deserve to feel good.
i like the rough skin
on the bottom of my feet
because
i’m running towards
that word freeand even when
you can’t catch your breath
i hope you still listen
to what the
pounding of your heart
is trying to say -be.
be.
be.
AdventureTime!Impa
AdventureTime!Zelda
B I T C H - The Avengers
Here I forced it to work
Sorry Coulson’s not in the last one.
I love this too much.
(via books-andnutella)
everyone
everyone has a talent but me.
i sit under the tree i planted,
watching
as they play soccer better than me.
everyone has a talent but me.
i sit behind the props i painted,
watching
as they act better than me.
everyone has a talent but me.
i sit on the steps of the stage,
watching
as they sing, smile, dance, breathe.
everyone’s more talented than me.
John Green’s car breaks down
The Fault in Our Cars
John Green gets locked in a pub
The Fault in Our Bars
John Green writes a strongly worded pamphlet on the flaws of the Russian Monarchy
The Fault in Our Czars
John Green talks about un-scary dinosuars
The Fault in Our Rawrs
John Green writes about the flaws of Disney villains.
The Fault in Jafar.
I can play this game, too, tumblr!
John Green writes a novel about the character defects of Metallica’s drummer.
The Fault in Our Lars.
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
(via pizza)






